What’s so funny? What’s so funny? What are you laughin’ at? You did it again, didn’t ya? You left the water running, didn’t ya? What’s wrong with you? Why do you do that? I told you not to do it.
Marv: Harry, it’s our calling card.
Harry: Calling card.
Marv: All the great ones leave their mark. We’re the wet bandits.
Harry: You’re sick, y’know that? You’re really sick.
[They’re pulling out of the driveway as Kevin is walking on the sidewalk dejectedly]
Marv: I’m not sick.
Harry: Yes, you are!
Marv: I’m not sick!
Harry: That’s a sick thing to do! We don’t need that kind of heat.
Marv: Don’t tell me what to do! I can do it if I want to!
Harry: You’re sick!
Marv: It’s not sick! Hey, watch out!
[they almost plow down Kevin]
Harry: Hey! Hey! You’ve gotta watch for traffic, son, y’know?
Kevin: Sorry.
Harry: Damn.
Marv: Santy don’t visit the funeral homes, little buddy.
Harry: Okay, okay. Merry Christmas.
[smiles flashing his gold tooth]
Marv: What’s the matter?
Harry: I don’t like the way that kid looked at me. Did ya see that?
Marv: Ever seen him before?
Harry: I saw a hundred kids this week.
Marv: Let’s see what house he goes into.
[they slowly follow him; when he turns around, they stop, look around and whistle; once Kevin turns back around, they continue following him and Kevin starts to run]
Marv: Why’s he goin’ faster?
Harry: I told you somethin’s wrong. See, I knew he looked at me weird. Why would he run?
[Kevin is hiding in the nativity scene outside the church]
Marv: [rolls down his window] Maybe he went in the church.
Harry: I’m not goin’ in there.
Marv: Me neither.
Harry: Let’s get outta here.
Kevin: When those guys come back, I’ll be ready.
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