Vampire Cornbread can’t enter the Joint
Where the hell you been at, man?
Huh?
You gonna see a man about a dog like I told you, you old drunk. Turns out I need to take a sh*t, too.
God, dog, what happened to you, Smoke?
Stack dead. what the f*ck happened to you?
I’m sorry. All right. Well, let me in so I can help.
Hold on. What y’all doing? Just step aside and let me on in now.
Why you need him to do that? You big and strong enough to push past us?
Well, that wouldn’t be too polite now, would it, Miss Andy? I don’t know why I’m talking to you anyway. Probably your fish sandwich messed up my guts in the first place. Using old stale grease.
I ain’t never used stale grease, and you know it.
Shut up, Andy. Smoke. Don’t talk to him. You’re talking to me right now.
Why you can’t just walk your big a*s up in here without an invite, huh? But, hey, admit to it.
Admit to what?
That you dead. That one of them white folks out there k*ll you and you a hank now.
[ Chuckles ] So you listening to this? Woman, this man showed me kindness. Employed me. Grabbed me out the field. Now he say his brother been k*lled. The man needs comfort.
Now you filling up his mind with that old Louisiana buy you bullshit you on.
Now, now, we out here playing games, telling ghost stories, in place of doing what we ought to do.
Now, what is it we supposed to be doing?
Being kind to one another. And being polite. Now, we is one people, and we shouldn’t go in barging into other folks’ places uninvited, so…
We been in and out of here all day. We ain’t never need a invite, then.
Yeah, some of them ain’t adding up.
sh*t, Stack was my ride up there. I’m supposed to walk back?
I ain’t my problem.
[ Chuckles ] Well, it be your own people. Now, I thought you was better than that. But you just like the white man. Can I at least get my money?
Oh, you did, since you banged him, job. Now you want to get paid for what you ain’t did?
Ain’t nobody talking to you, you old drunk.
Shut your mouth.
You shut the f*ck up.
Don’t give me sh*t, Smoke. Don’t give me nothing.
Careful. [ Screams ]
Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! Smoke!
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